Comedian.Actor.Writer

Why you don’t make eye contact w/ someone talking to a crazy person.

I have realized there is a chain reaction to making eye contact with someone who is talking to a crazy person. You should avoid it at all times.

1.

SCENE1First you see a crazy person talking to a stranger.

2.

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Next you will make eye contact with stranger and make this face.

SCENE3

It’s the I don’t know face…

3.

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Crazy person now get’s off and stranger will tell you everything crazy person just told him/her (which by the way you also heard from the crazy person), and how they didn’t know how to end it. Remember this because you MADE EYE CONTACT! and now are bus friends…apparently.

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Hope this will help you on the bus, and remember keep your eye’s on the floor and there will be no unwanted conversation.

 

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