If Santa Claus was real he would STINK!!!
9 reasons why Santa Claus would stink if he was real:
1. He’s Fat.
2. He works with reindeers.
3. All of his employees are short so no one can really get a good smell of what’s going on.
4. He lives in the North Pole, and because of the constant cold, he never really sweats so probably does not own deodorant.
5. He has a beard.
6. He goes up and down chimneys all night.
7. He eats nothing but milk and cookies.
8. He wears the same clothes… All the time.
9. He smokes a pipe.
So next year, tell your kids instead of leaving milk and cookies, they should leave tooth paste and deodorant.